2012-Kanakuk is Party Headquarters!
Get your costumes ready, 'cause Kanakuk knows how to party! This year Kanakuk Kamps has some of the wildest, funnest, most awesome parties ever planned. From our Presidential party at K-2- 32 hours to get out and vote!, to the Wild, Wild West parties at K-West, K-2, and K-Kountry -- throw on your boots, cowboy hat, and Lee jeans -- we're gonna party like never before. If you thought Kanakuk was the greatest summer camp already, get ready to be blown away by Kanakuk Kamps THIS summer! See you soon!
- K-1
- K-2
- K-Kountry
- K-West
- K-Seven
Cave-Mania!
14 N Terms- 1, 2, 4; All 28N Terms
It's time to ROCK, Caveman style! We are going to pretend to be a Caveman - or maybe an archeologist looking for bones - or maybe even a dinosaur! So Hop into your Flintmobile and hurry out with us to grab a Brontosaurus Burger and see a day at Kamp caveman style.
Dr. Blaster's Digital Disaster
14N Terms- 1, 3, 5: All 28N Terms
Calling all information technology specialists! Attention fellow brainiacs! A major technological malfunction has occurred at K-1 and need brain power combined from all of you to crack the reset code. Our modems have shut down, our servers are melting down,. . . can you help please? Don't forget to pack your spectacles, suspenders, pocket-protectors, and calculators! The mainframe firmware is in DOS mode and the dongles are downloading 10 terabytes per second! Hurry! Help us avert this digital disaster!
The 2012 Olympic Games
14N Terms- 1, 3, 5; All 28N Terms
The 2012 Olympic will be held in "Jolly Ole' England and It is truly a privilege for Her Majesty to host the world's greatest athletes in such an important event. In honor of the event, we will be celebrating pre-Olympic games at K-1 this summer. We hope to see all of our guests gowned in the costume of your favorite nation. If you would prefer, you could dress to represent Her Majesty, or perhaps your leaning is more to the staunch guards of Buckingham Palace! Grab your Olympic torch, your tea and crumptets, the action promises to be non-stop as we compete to bring home the gold!
Hall of Justice
14N Terms- 1, 2, 4; All 28N Terms
Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justice, the Super Heroes are anticipating their next mission As the giant "K" blinks brightly in the sky - they recognize the universal call for action. Prepare yourself for battle, for the metropolis of Kanakuk is in trouble. Put on your Super Suit and be ready to serve and defend all that is good and right. All super powers will be put to the test! --- This is your moment, Super Heroes. Kanakuk is counting on you!
Presidential Campaign 2012: YOU Decide
14 day terms 1,2,4; all 28 day terms
My fellow Americans, on behalf of Lampe, Missouri and the greater Stone County we would like to cordially invite you to celebrate the following this summer: Freedom, Liberty and un-alienable rights! Our celebration will center on the inaugural Presidential election of K2. In the spirit of Democracy the leadership of K2 has voted and by a landslide victory, declared this Campaign and Election the first 34 HOUR PARTY in K2 HISTORY!!!!!!!!! One day cannot contain a Presidential Campaign of such EPIC proportions. Come prepared to support your favorite politician or maybe even run for office this summer at the PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN 2012: YOU DECIDE!!
Wild, Wild West
14 day terms 1,2,4; all 28 day terms
Well howdy there partner! Grab your trusty steed, dust off your spurs, and get ready for a wild adventure because this summer K-2 is going west! Join us renegades as we hit the open prairie in search of buffalo, rip-roaring adventure, desperados, and of course Cowboys and Outlaws. Boots are required, cowboy hats welcome, and a steady six-shooter by your side is always a good decision. So saddle up your horses partner, cause' we got a trail to blaze out in the WILD, WILD WEST!
BEDROCK BLOWOUT
14 day terms terms 1,2,4; all 28 day terms
OH CAVE EVERYBODY!!! Get ready for the craziest, cavern celebration this side of the Anno Domini timeline as we travel back to the land before time! This summer, K-2 will welcome all dinosaurs and cave-people to join in a blast from the past bash that will make even the largest sauropod seem small in comparison! Don't forget that quickly after the invention of the wheel came the world's first disco wheel; so get ready to party and have a Yabba-Dabba good time at the BEDROCK BLOWOUT!
Doctor Blaster's Digital Disaster
14 day terms 3 and 5; all 28 day terms
Attention fellow brainiacs! A technological breakdown has occurred at K-2 this summer and we need you to help Doctor Beryllium [Be] Blaster solve the mystery! Our servers are in meltdown mode trying to decode the case so it's up to you to do what modern computing cannot! We need all the science wiz, computer techies, and mathletes we can get. So don't forget to pack your spectacles, suspenders, a pocket-protector, and most importantly a TI-89 scientific calculator (with graphing function)! Get those thinking caps ready because it's time to solve DOCTOR BLASTER'S DIGITAL DISASTER!
LIGHTS, CAMERA, PARTY
14 day terms 3 and 5; all 28 day terms
Welcome to Hollywood! For the first time in history, the bright lights of Hollywood are leaving LA and heading to LAMPE! Join us this summer as we film the world's greatest movie starring you! This summer blockbuster will shatter all genre boundaries so come dressed up as your favorite movie character of all time. Come ready to deliver the perfect lines, do all of your own stunts, and leave the audience "reeling" with an Oscar-worthy performance. We need all quiet on the set because like the director always says, it's LIGHTS, CAMERA, PARTY!
Lights, Camera, Party!
Terms: 7-Night Terms 1 & 9 | All 14-Night Terms
Welcome to Hollywood! For the first time in history, the bright lights of Hollywood are leaving California and heading to the Kountryside! Join us this summer as we film the world's greatest movie starring you! This summer blockbuster will shatter all genre boundaries so come dressed up as your favorite movie character of all time. Come ready to deliver the perfect lines, do all of your own stunts, and leave the audience "reeling" with an Oscar-worthy performance. We need all quiet on the set because like the director always says, it's LIGHTS, CAMERA, PARTY!
Dr. Blaster's Digital Disaster
Terms: 7-Night Terms 1 & 9 | All 14-Night Terms
Attention fellow brainiacs! A technological breakdown has occurred at K-Kountry this summer and we need you to help Doctor Beryllium [Be] Blaster solve the mystery! Our servers are in meltdown mode trying to decode the case so it's up to you to do what modern computing cannot! We need all the science wiz, computer techies, and mathletes we can get. So don't forget to pack your spectacles, suspenders, a pocket-protector, and most importantly TI-89 scientific calculator (with graphing function)! Get those thinking caps ready because it's time to solve DOCTOR BLASTER'S DIGITAL DISASTER!
Wild, Wild West
Terms: 7-Night Terms 2 & 10 | All 14-Night Terms
Well howdy there partner! Grab your trusty steed, dust off your spurs, and get ready for a wild adventure because this summer K-Kountry is going west! Join us renegades as we hit the open prairie in search of buffalo, rip-roaring adventure, desperados, and of course Cowboys and Indians. Â Boots are required, cowboy hats welcome, and a steady six-shooter by your side is always a good decision. So saddle up your horses partner, cause' we got a trail to blaze out in the WILD, WILD WEST!
Bedrock Blowout
Terms: 7-Night Terms 2 & 10 | All 14-Night Terms
OH CAVE EVERYBODY!!! Get ready for the craziest, cavern celebration this side of the Anno Domini timeline as we travel back to the land before time! This summer, K-Kountry will welcome all dinosaurs and cave-people to join in a blast from the past that will make even the largest sauropod seem small in comparison! Don't forget that quickly after the invention of the wheel came the world's first disco wheel; so get ready to party and have a Yabba-Dabba good time at the BEDROCK BLOWOUT!
Tom Sawyer's State Fair over Lampe
7 Night Terms 1,3,5,7,9; All 14 Night Terms
What's all that whooopin' and a hollerin'? Why it's them folks over there a yonder makin' all that music and havin' all that fun! Time we took a gander, stuck our necks in and paid 'em a visit! I heard they got some carnival games, root beer, and some good 'ole country western jig goin' on! Better get my boots, cowboy hat and western gear on fer this shindig.
Bedrock Boulder Bash
7 Night Terms 1,3,5,7,9; All 14 Night Terms
Yababdabbado! It's time to rock, caveman style! We know there's no such thing as prehistoric cavemen, but cave-dwelling spans the globe! from Morocco to Madagascar to Missouri--- And so does the fun! Come caveman, Egyptian, archaeologist, or dinosaur from the time of Job! Hop in your Flintmobile to grab a Brontosaurus Burger with us at the Bedrock Bowling Lanes! Or, spin for prizes on our game show "Stone Wheel of Fortune", or "OH NO, I've said too much". I've gotta dash to the Bedrock Boulder Bash!
Dr. Blaster's Digital Disaster
7 Night Terms 2,4,6,8,10; All 14 Night Terms
Attention fellow brainiacs! A technological breakdown has occurred at K-West this summer and we need you to help Dr. Blaster solve the mystery! Our servers are in meltdown mode trying to decode the case so it's up to you to do what modern computing cannot! We need all the science wizzes, computer techies, and mathletes we can get. So don't forget to pack your spectacles, suspenders, a pocket-protector, and most importantly TI-89 scientific calculator (with graphing function)! The mainframe firmware is in DOS mode, and the dongles are downloading 10 terabytes per second! Hurry! Help Dr. Blaster avert this disaster!
The London Games 2012
7 Night Terms 2,4,6,8,10; All 14 Night Terms
It's time for the Summer Olympic Games and this year, it isn't just in England! By order of Her Majesty, Lampe gets in on the Olympic action! We're looking for some far-out, wacky costumes representing nations from around the globe to bring as much of London to Lampe to celebrate this World Spectacular Olympic Celebration!
Safari (Africa/Middle East
FIRST STOP, the Desert! Think African Safari meets Desert Trek as you experience life in the WILD! You and your Trek Team will be taking part in this great race earning your rewards along the way. Come ready to answer the Call of the Wild in this non-stop desert adventure.
"Jamaican Me Crazy" island dance party!
We will be heading to the islands to enjoy a beach party foam style! Come dressed in your best Jamaican or island cruising garb: hats, dreadlock wigs, floral shirts, grass skirts and all! Be ready to get messy and clean all at the same time... and most definitely have a dance party you'll never forget!
mXc-Most Extreme Challenge (Russia/Asia)
Our next stop features high flying acrobatics as our journey lands in Asia and Russia home of some of the world's finest acrobats and gymnasts as well as home of the Circus. This party will feature the high flying adventures of any Chinese obstacle show mixed with the fun and excitement of the circus. Come ready to strut your stuff!!!
K7 Olympics (Europe/England)
No Olympic filled week would be complete without a stop in Europe at the home of this year's Olympics, England. This day will feature the wonderful events that we love about the Olympics. Think shotput, javeline throw, the 100 yard dash mixed with some unique, Lampe-style events. Pack your red, white, and blue to show everyone that your loyalty belongs to the USA.
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